I just heard a lady on the news describing how deep the snow was. She said, “I have a 12” corgi, so the snow is one and a half corgis deep”. This is my new favorite form of measurement.
and within three seconds I saw a penis on my news feed (Is that what you kids call it now these days?)!
Thanks for never letting me down Tumblr
- Nerdy pick up lines are now my addiction. They are seriously so cute and I would die if a guy said one to me, such as:
- Why would I need to know about the solar system? My whole world revolves around you.
- You're so hot you denature my enzymes.
- Girl, whenever I'm around you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
- Are you a start codon? Because you're turning me on!
- Are you an asymptote? Because I feel myself getting closer.
- If I were a nitrogen base, I would be adenine so I could be paired with U.
Anonymous asked: who is your wife? dont lie...justin beiber is watching you