- Nerdy pick up lines are now my addiction. They are seriously so cute and I would die if a guy said one to me, such as:
- Why would I need to know about the solar system? My whole world revolves around you.
- You're so hot you denature my enzymes.
- Girl, whenever I'm around you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
- Are you a start codon? Because you're turning me on!
- Are you an asymptote? Because I feel myself getting closer.
- If I were a nitrogen base, I would be adenine so I could be paired with U.
Anonymous asked: who is your wife? dont lie...justin beiber is watching you
Anonymous asked: Why do fat people wear skinny people clothes?
Cause they look damn FINE in it! CONFIDENCE IS HOT.
Anonymous asked: Do you like being naked? You looked great naked
I’m basically a nudist…
Ahhhh so I order my first binder Friday night! So I’m super fucking EXCITED for it to come. It’s all I think about(and my girlfriend:)) I’m just djdjiduidcsihs. I want it to work SO SO SO SO bad. Hopefully everything will goes well when it comes. I’ll totally put up a video when I do get it on!