megandali:

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mindsuckr:

I just heard a lady on the news describing how deep the snow was. She said, “I have a 12” corgi, so the snow is one and a half corgis deep”. This is my new favorite form of measurement.

rhamphotheca:

Tough Decisions…

Just logged back onto my old Tumblr account!

and within three seconds I saw a penis on my news feed (Is that what you kids call it now these days?)!  

Thanks for never letting me down Tumblr

everyoneisgay:

Dixie Chicks cast. Blamo.

1. I’m not ready to settle down… how do I break it off if we already live together??

2. My fave band is Tegan & Sara, I watch the L word… am I still straight??

I just want to say one thing...

  • Nerdy pick up lines are now my addiction. They are seriously so cute and I would die if a guy said one to me, such as:
  • Why would I need to know about the solar system? My whole world revolves around you.
  • You're so hot you denature my enzymes.
  • Girl, whenever I'm around you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
  • Are you a start codon? Because you're turning me on!
  • Are you an asymptote? Because I feel myself getting closer.
  • If I were a nitrogen base, I would be adenine so I could be paired with U.

Anonymous asked: who is your wife? dont lie...justin beiber is watching you

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